The Time I Surely Didn't Have Diarrhea

Just when you think everything is hunky dory, one of your best friends turns on you. Let me paint the picture for you:

Corinne & I plan on seeing a movie. (cheap theater of course, boys weren't paying for this date of ours)

She comes over early to "hang out".

I graciously welcome her into my apartment.

We pull up facebook, she shows me her love interest.

I approve.

We begin watching Taylor Swift music videos on youtube (White Horse to be exact)

After bantering about whether or not the actual Stephen Colletti was TSwizzle's heart throb in the video, I excuse myself to use our handicap sized bathroom.

I return to observe normal activity. (so i thought)

We decide to leave for our movie.

We talk about how she's wearing mens deodorant.

We walk past a man fixing our microwave (yay! hot food now!)

We see The Next Three Days (talk about holy intensity! really good!)

We have trouble finding a parking spot (typical)

After the movie is out we shiver all the way home.

I bid her adieu, she drops me curb side.

I make a quesadilla and check my email.

I see notifications that people, who don't usually comment on my status', have.

I suspect something fishy.

I log in to find this written as my status: "I hate having diarrhea"

I laugh. (for one second!)

I'm now planning revenge.

Pray for Her.

{Corinne and I before she knew what she was getting herself into}

what she should have wrote: "I've had diarrheas since easters"...name the movie :)